183693 - Is anyone still reading this?

Hi, it's me Francella (pictured below with one of Lexi's pals)! I met up with the gang for the weekend and will be retrospectively blogging about the Vegas stop.

I arrived early, so I played nickel slots by myself for about 2 hours. When the boys finally arrived, they were stinky and hairy and had bad news. The car had a crazy exploding leak of a colored liquid that fit neatly into the ghostbusters theme of the past few posts.

The amazing thing is that it happened the moment they pulled into the parking spot at the MGM. This was both incredibly lucky and incredibly troublesome given the fact that the Gray Ghost still has about 1,000 miles ahead of it.

We decided to forget about all that and drink our troubles away at the MGM pool. There we lounged it up in 121 degree heat, watched drunk floozies freak dance in front of young children, and played "Guess who's a prostitute?" After we all contracted VD in the MGM pool, we ate some sushi and played an hour or so of blackjack. That's when THE REAL PARTY STARTED. Kyle and Sean finally had the opportunity to experience one of these 'clubs' that Akon has been talking so much about.

Sean met Phil Ivey and peed his pants about it.

Following the clothed-people club, we hit the strip club. It was only the second time I had been to one, and I was assured that this was a classy place. I was expecting to see beautiful women in fancy lingerie doing acrobatic tricks on golden stripper poles. Well, none of that happened, so at about 4 am we called it a night.

The next morning was the Wynn Buffet. Dumplings, omelets, prime rib, eggs benedict, ceviche, and anything else you can dream of was enjoyed by all.

Unfortunately, it was time for me and Georgie to say goodbye to the roadtrip crew. :(

Oh and you may have been wondering what happened to the car. A friendly mechanic came to our rescue and told us that there was a small leak in the coolant tank, but that it was nothing serious. This guy manages to keep this vehicle running, so we figured his advice was pretty sound.

The guys were just cautioned to carry TONS of water with them as they go through Death Valley and to make sure the radiator was always full. I'm sure they'll make it just fine...

- France